Every morning this fat Sumo rolls out of bed (literally) and checks his Facebook.
I skim through what my stupid friends are up to.
Then I try to get some work done...
...OH WAIT, I forgot to check Twitter.
...now hold again, I need to check Digg....and now some Flickr streams....and then some quick RSS reading...and then aaarrgggg!
All this time-wasting is too much typing and too many finger movements...do you know how much these fat Sumo fingers weigh??
Sadly I repeat this routine several times a day. I love my Facebook & Friends, but going from website to website is time consuming.
I DEMAND SOMEONE GIVE ME A "SNAPSHOT" OF ALL MY SOCIAL NETWORKS!
This is why some GENIUS invented Socialite (it's for Macs only FYI).
It let's you be a total efficiency-freak but still keep up your social life. And if you use social sites for business.....you may as well just buy this now to save yourself massive time.
Socialite is normally $20 on the market for those greasy "normal people"...
...but you my young Sumo-ling are NOT normal. NAIN!And for this reason we bring you Socialite for a discount you can only find here....and ONLY for you.
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