Ready to scale your site or app? Optimize it with New Relic
If you've got a page or app, New Relic will tell you where it's the slowest... down to the line of code. When your service blows up, you'll already be optimized for speed!
Normally
$288
Discount
65%
Savings
$189
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So you built a page or app...
You go from 2 users...
...to 200 users.
...then 2000 users an hour...d'oh!
This might seem like a good thing at first... until that crushing traffic starts slowing your page loads and causing everything to totally #fail.
This is where New Relic swoops in to the rescue (like they have for 10,000+ others).
You see... Google Analytics only tells you website visitor stats. That's good stuff, but it doesn't tell you "under the hood" stuff like WHY your pages are slow.
New Relic can tell you stuff like:
- Which are the worst performing database calls
- Which lines of code are slowing your pages down
- Live performance data
- Application response time
- Waaaayyyy too much more to list here...
Having New Relic installed is like having a professional optimization expert constantly monitoring your app for speed.
A user can easily tell if a page or app is slow... and New Relic can tell you exactly WHY it's slow... and how to improve it.
Now I can already hear you annoyingly complaining to me, "But Suuummmooo I don't have that much traffic to my app yet!"
People use New Relic for small projects too! Here's how:
1) They sign up for New Relic when their page or app is still small.
2) New Relic shows the creator where their app is slow and how exactly to improve it.
3) Now when their app gets more popular, it will already be fast and robust.
So New Relic is for small and large projects alike.
Think of how speed and performance can effect the overall long-term success of your project and see if New Relic is something you need (if you're expecting lots of traffic... it probably is).
We've got it on a temporary discount for a LIMITED TIME ONLY... otherwise you'll be paying hundreds for it. So snag a year subscription now for only a fraction of the cost!
Sincerely,
The Chief Sumo
P.S. I know how hard it is to find t-shirts that come in "Sumo Size"...thankfully New Relic has us covered with a secret shirt just for us Sumos who take advantage of today's sweet deal!
Bought
Disappointing.
This application sounded great, but was a real pain to work with and caused problems on my server. I did not get anything useful out of it and had to un-install it because it was causing all of my sites to fill up error_log files with NewRelic errors.
The documentation is very weak and if you are not a programmer it's very difficult to set up or use this application.
I hope others have better experiences, I am going to ask for a refund.
1 of 2 people found this helpful. Did you? December 10, 2011
Bought
Sweet deal, only thing is that I already had an account and had to open a new one to apply the code...
0 of 0 people found this helpful. Did you? June 7, 2012
Bought
This has saved my bacon! I'm spending $200 per month on hosting a busy WordPress site without knowing why my site has slowed to a crawl. This helped me identify the bottlenecks, adjust my server settings and fix some inefficient code.
Whew! What a relief!
0 of 0 people found this helpful. Did you? May 2, 2012
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