So you built a page or app...
You go from 2 users...
...to 200 users.
...then 2000 users an hour...d'oh!
This might seem like a good thing at first... until that crushing traffic starts slowing your page loads and causing everything to totally #fail.
This is where New Relic swoops in to the rescue (like they have for 10,000+ others).
You see... Google Analytics only tells you website visitor stats. That's good stuff, but it doesn't tell you "under the hood" stuff like WHY your pages are slow.
New Relic can tell you stuff like:
Having New Relic installed is like having a professional optimization expert constantly monitoring your app for speed.
A user can easily tell if a page or app is slow... and New Relic can tell you exactly WHY it's slow... and how to improve it.
Now I can already hear you annoyingly complaining to me, "But Suuummmooo I don't have that much traffic to my app yet!"
People use New Relic for small projects too! Here's how:
1) They sign up for New Relic when their page or app is still small.
2) New Relic shows the creator where their app is slow and how exactly to improve it.
3) Now when their app gets more popular, it will already be fast and robust.
So New Relic is for small and large projects alike.
Think of how speed and performance can effect the overall long-term success of your project and see if New Relic is something you need (if you're expecting lots of traffic... it probably is).
We've got it on a temporary discount for a LIMITED TIME ONLY... otherwise you'll be paying hundreds for it. So snag a year subscription now for only a fraction of the cost!
The Chief Sumo
P.S. I know how hard it is to find t-shirts that come in "Sumo Size"...thankfully New Relic has us covered with a secret shirt just for us Sumos who take advantage of today's sweet deal!
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