Oh that wacky Google Analytics 5, with its spiffy numbers and pretty charts ... it's so goofy!
... wait ... those numbers can make my website mo' monaay?
... those charts can show how to get more conversions on my site?
... hmmm, then maybe this "official" press release will be of GREAT interest to anyone who wants to exploit the hell out of their Google Analytics info, especially startups:
It's been reported that Google Analytics expert Justin Cutroni has been kidnapped by a group of laptop-carrying-Sumos.
Witnesses say the loin-cloth-wearing Sumos nabbed Mr.Cutroni and started interrogating him about how to:
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