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Feel like you’ve slowly become a bit chunky-munky around the the belly over the years? Ironically, we fat-ass Sumos are gonna show you how to lose that fat.

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Sumos are big fat-asses.

YOU shouldn’t be.

If you look in the mirror and don’t like that Sumo-fat belly you see... then let’s make a freakin’ CHANGE.

I know, I know... you’re already thinking:
“I’m gonna take weight loss advice from a fat-ass SUMO?!?!”

Hear me out Young Sumo-ling.
There are three important parts to living your life in the best way:

- HEALTH
- WEALTH
- LOVE

See those three things?
Rate each one of yours on a scale of 1-10.
1 = I hate this part of my life.
5 = It’s acceptable... but I’m not happy with it.
10 = I’m kicking assssss.

Health, Wealth, Love.
Notice anything? Is one of yours WAY lower than the other?

When one of them goes way low, the others are impacted. Think about it:

If your wealth sucks, it’ll be harder to find or keep love. It’ll be more difficult to maintain your health with no resources and luxury of time.

If your love sucks (we mean family and relationships)... it’ll impact your health and depress you, which means your wealth AND health will suffer too.

If your health sucks, it’ll impact your love life AND your wealth. In fact... if you don’t have your HEALTH, you can’t enjoy love or wealth! So what’s the damn point of doing anything without optimal health??

From personal experience, the easiest way to boost all three factors is to focus on your own health.

When you start feeling good, looking good, and your mind is clear, SHIT STARTS GETTING DONE.

And a person who handles their shit and improves their life is SEXY AS HELL.

“BUT SUMMOOOO!! I try to eat well, but nothing works for me. I’m still chunky. Besides... how will losing weight make my wealth go up?? That sounds stupid.”

Oh really?

Well several fat Sumos in this office experienced that very thing when they started treating their bodies right.

They start out trying to get their bodies sexy and end up improving their businesses lives many times over. (We’ll get into those personal stories in the members area.)

“But Sumooo... I’m not like you. Our bodies are different, so they need different things right??? Don’t I need personal coaching??”

LISTEN UP YOUNG SUMO-LING:
We’re not only giving our opinions on what worked for us... we’re bringing in the big guns: Adam of MyBodyTutor.

Adam’s worked with people from 18 to 80 years old-- men and women-- and has PERSONALLY helped 1200+ people get fit.

This means he monitors about 70 clients a DAY and checks what they eat, how much they exercise, etc. EVERY FREAKIN DAY. He’s been doing that for 5 years straight.

With that much experience, Adam is able to see patterns.

Those patterns turn out to be very similar for most people. And when a new person starts following the correct patterns, weight loss happens (and productivity spikes are very normal).

I can already hear your whiny voice:
“Ok, that sounds pretty good Sumo, why is this Kourse spelled with a K??”

That’s because this kourse is DIFFERENT.

No fluffy bullshit. No detailed scientific explanations that you won’t understand (and that won’t help you do anything).

No complicated ANYTHING (that’s what “Kourse style learning” is... dead-simple explanations).

If you hear me say something complicated like “Carbohydrates should be coupled with low-burning bionutrients during lunch”… you have permission to PUNCH me in the mouth-hole.

This Kourse is literally boiled down to the absolute basics you need to know. It’s NOT long... in fact, all the videos total around 2 hours. We purposely trim out all the bloated explanations to give you EXACTLY what you need to know. Nothing else that won’t help you.

This means in one evening you can watch the whole thing!

This Sumo Diet Kourse lays out what you need to do and will change your thinking about food and eating and exercising permanently.

We Sumos sincerely believe this is another life-changing product we’ve put out and stand behind it with a 100% money-back guarantee until the day you freakin’ DIE.

So if you hate it... we give your money back, at any time ever.

But for a limited time only this Kourse is gonna be the cheapest it will ever be. When the countdown timer thingamabob hits zero... the price jacks up.

So if you’ve been wanting to change your crappy eating habits and get WAY more productive in your life (who doesn’t want this??), then check out this Kourse TODAY.

In fact, I suggest getting this Kourse now, blocking out some time during the weekend, grabbing a stiff drink and a notepad and get your learning on.

Remember:
- HEALTH -
- WEALTH -
- LOVE -

...one of the key ingredients in that life-formula is health. So learn to make yours better, and you’ll see that only ONE benefit is losing weight (the other benefits are SO much better).

Grab the Kourse now, Young Sumo-ling!

Sincerely,
The Chief Formlerly Fat Sumo

P.S. We’ve also set the Sumo Diet Kourse up so you get 3 emails a week with mental-hacks and body-tricks that help you (we know simply dumping all this info on you just one time won’t help much, so we’ll remind you).

P.P.S. We wanna hear your weight loss and productivity stories. After taking this Kourse, apply the info to your own life and let us know how well it worked for you! Almost everyone that does this starts out with the goal to look sexy... but then they realize that’s just ONE by-product of doing “good shit” for your body.

P.P.P.S. We scrambled our ASSES off to make sure this was ready in time for the New Year!

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Foo Blah Rated 1 out of 5 tacos Rated 1 out of 5 tacos Rated 1 out of 5 tacos Rated 1 out of 5 tacos Rated 1 out of 5 tacos

Some videos were offensive, and others were coarsely put together and slap-dash. The info provided was rudimentary and pretty basic. Seems targeted to the young single-male demographic, so if that's your demographic, it might work better for you...

4 of 5 people found this helpful. Did you?   June 13, 2012

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Rostane GR Rated 4 out of 5 tacos Rated 4 out of 5 tacos Rated 4 out of 5 tacos Rated 4 out of 5 tacos Rated 4 out of 5 tacos

Well done, motivating and gets straight to the solution, thank you fat sumos ! ^^

1 of 2 people found this helpful. Did you?   April 17, 2012

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