Sooooo Young Sumo-ling... I may have had a little too much sake... because I am DRUNK!
I thought since I weigh 510 lbs I’d have a higher tolerance :-/
ANYWHOOZLE, I’m feeling unusually generous right now and wanna help my Sumo-lings.
In my drunken state, I’ve come up with two ideas to help you:
1) Take a shirtless video of myself doing the Numa Numa dance.
2) Give away AppSumo credit at a HUGE discount.
I tried taking a video of myself... but the camera said, “Subject is WAY too wide!”
…so I have decided to sell $50 of AppSumo credit at 30% off.
This will help Sumo-lings get needed courses & software at a time when it’s most needed.
I can already hear what the Sumos back at the office will say:
“Butttt Chieeff Sumooooo... you already discount the hell out of stuff on AppSumo… how can we afford to discount the money people pay with!?”
I say FORGET THEM!
I'm the Chief Sumo and I can do whatever I want… and right now I drunkenly say that you can buy this APPSUMO CREDIT AT 30%-OFF!
But hurry and take advantage of my generosity now, because in a few hours this sake will wear off and I'll come back to my Sumo-senses and yank this deal off the site.
The Chief Sake Drinking Sumo
P.S. To protect ourselves from going TOO broke from this deal, we’re putting a limit on how many can be bought. So it’s first come, first served.
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